The excuses

It`s the second entry this year and time to come up with some excuses for no entries in almost eight months in a row. The first one is my best. I`ve been busy trying to find a suitable diet that fits me and my complex personality.

One of the lot that has proven not to be very successful was the self composed "The super chickpeas diet". A total disaster.

Many others have been tried out. They all have been failures. I always end up with eating lots of blueberry pie ice cream for comfort.

The second excuse is that I have made a jingle for a one minute films festival in Serbia. The theme for the 2018 edition was movies and revolution. I struggeled for some time to come up with an idea. I tried my best and here is the result.

Back to blogging again !.

Finally back to blogging again. It has been a few months since last time. I will try and do this more frequently in the future. I am not sure who or what I have  to blame for the lack of entries. Anyway, let`s get started. I have some fantastic news and some not so fantastic ones.

I will start with the bad one. Holiday is over and I am back to my not so fantastic workplace again. It pays my bills, and that`s about it. I was hoping for some radical changes and the whole place had been turned into one of those Ibiza foaming party discotheques, but just my luck...

The great news is that I have started a new and fantastic diet. Thanks to global warming the Norwegian farmers can now harvest superthin carrots. They are excellent for my newly started "The carrot diet". The fat will disappear in no time.

I still get a lot of bumps in my way to get the Haute Couture superflat stomach. Some people have no shame in life. No goals either. If so, not the right ones.

I am a nice person and I always sacrifice my own interrests for their stupidity. I am still waiting for my good karma.

2018 New Years resolutions

It Is that time of the year when you chose what you want to do to improve the forthcoming year. This traditional custom has not been very successful for me so far, but for 2018 I made a very long list and then edited it down to a few. I believe this list will kickstart something very good for me that will also benefit the whole planet. Happy New Year !.

Christmas Eve 2017

Tanjetsfilms have just finished celebrating the birth of Jesus by eating way too much food and gaining pain in the stomach. Happy birthday Jesus !.

I am not sure if the theme for the evening reflected a lot from the way we celebrated it. It`s been a long time since I last time red the story.

When dinner and dessert were consumed it was time for cake. I was so full that I decided to not finish the cake and instead google the theme gastric suction...just in case.

The evening was finished with gifts. Among them was a box of chocolate. I made the right decision that evening to not eat it the same day. Merry Christmas !.

Christmas cookies 2017

I promised myself last year that the 2016 christmas cookies armageddon would never happen again. It was an epic war on cookies, but with the help from the Takeru Kobayashi eating technique I was able to fight down the different cookies armies. I was pretty sure I was facing the end times.

Everything looked promising this year. The daughters of the employee with the evil cookies list no longer play handball. It looked like my luck finally had turned,....

...but then a new employee steps in.

To make it even worse, the daughters play for the club Skedsmo. It is a local club to my favourite team Lillestrom SK. They might later become profiles for LSK. If that is the case, I am obliged to make a contribution. It is logic.

I had to do a research about this on the ultimate Lillestrom SK encyclopedia, Kanaripedia. Unfortunately I found two huge profiles who had strong connections to Skedsmo FK. It looks like Christmas will be a struggle in 2017 as well.

Club legend Torgeir Bjarmann played 306 games for LSK between 1988 - 2003. He made it a struggle for strikers to score goals against LSK. Now he is making a struggle for me because he played for Skedsmo during his childhood years.

Marit Sandvei played 150 games between 2010 - 2017 and won 9 national trophies with LSK. She was famous for playing the ball between the legs of defenders before she assisted a goal. Now I have to eat a lot of cookies because she spent her childhood years playing for Skedsmo.

The newly gained info about the club Skedsmo FK forced me to yet again purchase a record number of boxes with cookies. 9 in total is a new record that will stand at least for a year. My health will worsen this christmas. Not even the Kobayashi technique will help me this time.

I have never seen a more surprised expression on a face when the list was picked up on deadline day. You could see the norwegian kroners sign in her eyes.

When she finally got her act toghether she was very eager to leave the room immediately. Let`s hope for a comeback for the retired handball daughters next year + retirements for the football daughters.

The dangerous sugar craving

We are used to a lot of sugar related products at work. It is therefore a huge sugar craving probleme when we experience a dramatic drought of sweets. Yesterday was such a day.

One coworker had to stay at home because of illness. She is known to have a box with chocolate truffles in her office. The craving and temtation added together made it impossible to not use it in a crisis solution, but it was extremely scary to go into the dark room and be the thief. I heard voices and sounds from everywhere.

The traumatic experience completely destroyed the joy of eating the tasty chocolate truffel afterwards. I had stomach pain the rest of the day. I will probably do it again if same situation occur in the future despite this horrific episode.

I want stomach flue again

Back to work again and I realize that, after all, stomach flue is actually a better option than spending time at work. I get desperate and find a box with cheap, not so very tasty, wine gums and hope they will help me to a second spell with the illness. I also did some research on it on the internet, but could not find any credible recipes to get it. Maybe they are on the dark net.

Unfortunately they were not much of a help. I was still bored, but on top of that I also got a bit dizzy. I am still in search for any non chronological illness that can give me a couple days off during the weekdays. Wish me luck.