Those of us who hate shopping malls

Hating shopping malls can put you in awkward situations.

Here is one of them.

One harmless action with huge consequences.

What a comeback !. The situation is saved and his own self-respect is restored.

Another weekend is over

Only one positive thing to say about this weekend. My favourite ice cream is back in the local grocery store. I have no interest in talking about the other bad stuff like yet again failing to win the big lottery price etc, etc, etc...

For several weeks I have been struggeling with all shorts of silly, stupid flavours. They have all been disappointing. The ice cream business in Norway is in a cul-de-sac.

When I finally had the chance again, I bought two cans. One for Saturday and one for Sunday. I ended up eating them both the very first minutes after arriving back. That`s what I call self-control.

New addition to the blog

It`s time for new views and angles on the world in this blog. Well, maybe not new angles and views but at least new ways to express frustrations and anger. Get used to it !.

The struggle for the perfect diet continues

I have decided to upgrade my current diet from carrot to honey melons. They do seem more exotic and could also be something hipsters would chose for a diet. I wanna be more interesting too.

But when you spend time in a grocery store in Norway (or any other countries around the world, I guess) you tend to be bombarded with great, temting bargains. German doughnuts are surprisingly very often among them at my local shop.

Today I chose to really save some money. Four Euros in total. The honey melons remained untouched.

Five days before the weekend

Yesterday the crown princess of Norway celebrated her birthday. On the same day I chose to eat the two last pizzas in a "four for 10 Euro" bargain deal from the local grocery store. I can`t wait for the weekend to arrive again.

The excuses

It`s the second entry this year and time to come up with some excuses for no entries in almost eight months in a row. The first one is my best. I`ve been busy trying to find a suitable diet that fits me and my complex personality.

One of the lot that has proven not to be very successful was the self composed "The super chickpeas diet". A total disaster.

Many others have been tried out. They all have been failures. I always end up with eating lots of blueberry pie ice cream for comfort.

The second excuse is that I have made a jingle for a one minute films festival in Serbia. The theme for the 2018 edition was movies and revolution. I struggeled for some time to come up with an idea. I tried my best and here is the result.

Back to blogging again !.

Finally back to blogging again. It has been a few months since last time. I will try and do this more frequently in the future. I am not sure who or what I have  to blame for the lack of entries. Anyway, let`s get started. I have some fantastic news and some not so fantastic ones.

I will start with the bad one. Holiday is over and I am back to my not so fantastic workplace again. It pays my bills, and that`s about it. I was hoping for some radical changes and the whole place had been turned into one of those Ibiza foaming party discotheques, but just my luck...

The great news is that I have started a new and fantastic diet. Thanks to global warming the Norwegian farmers can now harvest superthin carrots. They are excellent for my newly started "The carrot diet". The fat will disappear in no time.

I still get a lot of bumps in my way to get the Haute Couture superflat stomach. Some people have no shame in life. No goals either. If so, not the right ones.

I am a nice person and I always sacrifice my own interrests for their stupidity. I am still waiting for my good karma.