My official 2019 New Year`s Resolutions

Not a single New Year`s Resolution of the five were achieved in 2018. Therefore I have decided to keep only one of them. It is. of course, winning in the lottery big time. I have increased the minimum winning prize from 30 million euros to 50 million too meet the expected price increase.

I have decided to add only one more resolution to the 2019 list.

It is to throw a perfect Nine-dart finish.

The inspiration to this resolution is the mighty Michael van Gerwen. The green machine scared the hell out of his opponents and claimed his third WC title. A living legend.

I demand the dutch people to appreciate him more than their royals. I bet none of them have thrown a Nine-dart finish. They would most likely have struggeled to throw the darts long enough to hit the board. Michael van Gerwen does it all the time. I look forward to keep my resolutions this year.

Review on the 2018 resolutions

New resolutions have been made for the new year, but first I would like to look at the ones for 2018. How successful was I keep them. I made five in total.

Number one on the list was winning the lottery big time. At least 30 million euros. I was not able to fulfil that one. The picture over tells it all. Veeeery disappointed with that one.

Number four on the list was to have a meaningful conversation with an alien, but since I have developed a conspiracy theory why I am not winning much on the lottery, and aliens are a big part of it, I have not been very interrested in talking to any of those individuals.

Number two and three on the list were eat more carrots and broccoli and eat less chocolate related products. I have to confess that I yet again have disappointed myself, but I feel that I was extremely close on several occasions to turn things around for the better.

Number five was to be more fashionable. I don`t know why I did that one. It is an impossible task.

Look out for the 2019 resolutions coming soon to this blog.

Who the f..k is Phillipe Starck and why has he designed annoying water bottles ?.

Althoug I have accepted the fact that I own one of the worlds worst water bottles ever produced, it is still a great struggle when I bump into others with their perfect ones. I have started to hate many persons at work for this.

On of them constantly brags about having a bottle designed by a supposedly superstar product designer called Philippe Starck. It is is extremely annoying.

I really don`t know anything about this Philippe Starck bloke, but I really hope there is, at least, one fatal construction detail with that award winning and annoying bottle that will have fatal consequences for the owners in the near future. I want bad karma for Philippe Starck water bottle owners !.

Another update on the worst water bottle in the history of this universe.

Today I simply just threw in the infamous towel. I just have to face the sad fact that the crappy water bottle wins. It`sjust impossible to prevent one selves from getting soaking wet when trying to quench a thirst with the worst ever purchase in the history of this universe.

My number one on the wishing list to Santa Claus this year will, of course, be a new well functional water bottle. Unfortunately I am usually disappointed after Christmas eve. "Merry xmas everybody".

Another update on the worst water bottle in the history of this galaxy

Today was definitely the worst day of my "great" search for a new and well functional drinking technique for the worst ever produced water bottle in the history of this galaxy. Lying down on the floor turned out to be pretty close to that torture technique called waterboarding. This sad day will hopefully be forgotten very soon.

Buying a new water bottle is not an obvious alternative

Here are som thoughts about my bottle problem. You might ask the obvious question to this. "Why doesn`t he just buy a new one ?" The answere to this is that the fear for purchasing an even worse one is bigger than the desire to find one that functions perfectly.

There are probably way too many product designers and awards for "Water bottle of the year" out there. They all contribute to the abundance of several millions badly designed ones. My shitty one is most likely an award winning bottle of the year on several occasions. It is a very frightening thought.

I am still struggeling with the frickin` waterbottle

Today I tried out several new techniques to solve my big struggle with the new waterbottle. For those who are not updated with this, please look at earlier entries on this blog.

Most of my attemts were disasterous. Not worthy a mention. This water bottle turns out to be a real challenge. I will be very angry if I find out that this particular object has won an award for its design.

I did manage to come up with a couple of promising techniques, but in fear that the HSE department would give me hard times, I chose to reject them. Thanks for nothing HSE department. You make great contributions for making this world stagnate.