søndag 19. november 2017

Flagcounter

It is back to work again tomorrow. Sundays can sometimes create small vacuums in time when you for instance wait to go to see a football match. Today is such a time and I tried to fill the vacuum by looking at the flagcounter for this blog. It is maby embarrassing to reveal that you acyually do it, but I believe my honesty will give me great advantages in the future....somehowe
When looking at the different countries that have visited, I created a belief that it was the most prominent persons that had taken their time to look at my thoughts and visions. I bet the few others that look at the flagcounter do exactly the same. Goethe and Ludvig von Beethoven would have visited my blog if they were alive.

It is kind of cool that the president of the USA probably sometimes use his time to look at my stuff. Most likely just before or after golfing.

Maby I should make a google search with the words "Tanjetsfilms blog + Donald Trump + fake news
+ twitter + Ivanka".

I then found a link that could tell me what countries that so far have not visited my blog. How do they dare ?. I immediately took it very personally.

None from Bolivia has looked at my blog so far. That means Evo Morales still hasn`t seen any of my stuff. He can`t be that busy.

Tanzania is another country. Are all their citizens also too busy to have a look at what I put on the internet ?. I doubt it.

Monaco is also on the list. Maby Macron should take more control over things down there. Are they a little bit too independent maby ?.

I am not so sure I will support Peru in any of their games in the World Cup finals in Russia next year.
They still have a couple of months left to sort things out. All it takes is less than a second. They don`t have to read anything. All I demand is one short visit. Is that too much to ask for ???.

torsdag 16. november 2017

Not among the lottery winners this time either

It was the big draw yesterday and once again my lottery ticket was overlooked. This is clearly a conspiracy against me. The worst thing about the whole experience are the articles about the winners the day after and how they will spend their sudden fortune. Yesterday`s winner is going to use it on a spa. What the f...????!!!. I hate spa !. I can think of 10000 million better things to do with a sudden fortune. This information made me hate the article even more. Why does the media post these sad stories ?. Probably only the winners find joy in reading them. Do they get a lot of clicks ?.

Sometimes I give these articles a lot of clicks. This may be the reason why they get a lot of them. I may be contributing to the whole misery. Looking forward to the next draw. I have a good feeling this time.

søndag 5. november 2017

Soon Monday morning again.

Back to work again tomorrow. I am not sure I look forward to it. Last week at work was not exactly a blast. Not even a single person was fired. Boring stuff !. The most interresting happening was when one of the co-workers brought in that strange cake baked by his wife. It was worthy being a part of the Twilight zone anthology series.
A usual I was going for a big slice, but it sliced itself on a completely different place from where I intended it to. It was scary stuff.

I was left with a smaller slice than usual. It was not a good feeling. The cake was so strange that I came up with the most likely conclusion to it all.

I bet there are lots of conflicts in their home because of all the cultural differences.

It can`t be easy being an alien living on this planet. Especially not in Norway.

I wish them all the best in the future...from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do them apart etc, etc, etc..
For me, I certainly hope this next week will be more interresting. The feeling is not good.

fredag 3. november 2017

"Norwegian" celebrations

We have just finished the Halloween celebration in Norway. A lot of candy has been consumed by both kids and adults. The world famous Bavarian Oktoberfest was also celebrated in many places. We seem to adapt every frickin celebration from all over the world
Lots of new pick up lines were probably created during the Oktoberfest in Norway 2017.

It is a little bit strange considering all the debates about "Norwegian values and culture are under great preassure" during the Norwegian election earlier this year.
I predict we will adapt at least 20 more celebrations within the next decade. I can`t wait for the Norwegian version of Pamplona`s San Fermin Festival. We will most likely replace those cute and harmless bulls with a real beast of a Norwegian moose...hopefully.

How about that Indian festival Holi where they throw colour powder on each other when celebrating love. We will maby celebrate the colours of the flag. It will be wicked.