onsdag 19. oktober 2016

The cup 2016 (maby also 2017), First round, first game

Berserk Boys - Blogger Wanderers 4-1(0-1)

Potato Field Stadium

Attendance: 5 people if we count the foreign workers who were eating dinner in the caravan in the parking lot next to the field. They occasionally glanced at the game through the window. If not, zero.

Match report:

Blogger Wanderers dominated the game in the 1st half and  thanks to the Berserk Boys goalkeeper Aru Agnarsson, who seemed to have 8 tentacles, the result would have been worse than 0-1 to the away team. After the break Berserk Boys completely changed the style of play. With hard tackles and a goalie who continued to take all the shots coming at him, they took control of the game on their home ground Potato Field Stadium. The game ended 4-1 to Berserk Boys. In the next round hey will face the winners of the Holy Crap and Goalkeepers FC game.

Berserk Boys goalkeeper Aru Agnarsson keep his team in the game with a two tentacle save. Blogger Wanderers forward Fishing Frank can only watch.

Berserk Boys decided to change to a rougher approach to the game in the second half. Also when the play came to a stop.

The rougher approach was a success, Here we see Berserk Boys forward Balder Blood with a great goalscoring opportunity.


Berserk Boys
G Aru Agnarsson
D Bulder Pang
D Jan Bond
D Siggurd Magicsson
D Ask Not
D Mark Argharsson
M Ragnar Moore
M Haavar Soppsson
M Smoke Zigarsson
M Eirik Trell
S Flein Sopp
S Fisk Agn
S Balder Blood
S Ziggy Hark

Blogger Wanderers
G Arne Bleeds
D Battling Blog Benny
D Bar-Blogger Duncan
D Would Willie
D Steve Stunts
D Antic-Minister
M Prince Pink Blogger
M Timmy Tours
M No to Boring Days Ned
M All Seize The Day Morten
S Open-Minded Terry
S Creative Meals Norris
S Fishing Frank
S Palle Prank

The cup 2016 (maby also 2017), First round

Berserk Boys - Blogger Wanderers 4 - 1
Holy Crap - Goalkeepers FC
Delirium Daggers - The Tactics
The Remains - No Karisma Men
Fashion Blogging Boys - Barista Boys
The Economists - The Damned
High Rising Building Boys - The Dishonest Gang
Prick The Club - The Spoiled Kids
Hoeyblokka IF - The Unsympathetics
Massive Attackers - The Bad Grades Boys
Party Party Yeah Yeah - Silly City
Suburb Bullies - Upper Class Nasty Boyz
Oi Oi Punk Boys - No Karisma Boys
Paaaaarty Yohooooo! - Rackle FC
Shit Gang FC - Tanjets Mozga
The Poets - Scumbag City

mandag 17. oktober 2016

The cup 2016 (maby also 2017)

Fianlly a football association with teams worse than your favourite team. If you support a team that week in and week out make your life miserable with poor performances and results, feel free to seek comfort following this league.
First game in the first round of The Cup will be played tomorrow between Berserk Boys and Blogger Wanderers.

First round fixturers:

Berserk Boys - Blogger Wanderers
Holy Crap - Goalkeepers FC
Delirium Daggers - The Tactics
The Remains - No Karisma Men
Fashion Blogging Boys - Barista Boys
The Economists - The Damned
High Rising Building Boys - The Dishonest Gang
Prick The Club - The Spoiled Kids
Hoeyblokka IF - The Unsympathetics
Massive Attackers - The Bad Grades Boys
Party Party Yeah Yeah - Silly City
Suburb Bullies - Upper Class Nasty Boyz
Oi Oi Punk Boys - No Karisma Boys
Paaaaarty Yohooooo! - Rackle FC
Shit Gang FC - Tanjets Mozga
The Poets - Scumbag City

First round and first game in The Cup:

Berserk Boys - Blogger Wanderers   18/10 2016

Players to watch:
Fishing Frank is a player who has not yet learned the off-side rule, but the very few times he avoids it by luck, he is a very effective goalscorer.

Sigurd Magicsson is a player that is worth coming to see. He is known for his tough but elegant tackles that are always on the verge to a booking.

Work diary Friday, week 41

It`s finally Friday. I decide to put an end to the struggle with my diet by finishing of the residues from yesterday`s cake. You might have heard that before, but this time I have really done my research. Noone is getting hired today, noone is quitting or getting retired, noone is being fired, noone is having a baby, no work colleagues have birthday today, nor their children, grandmothers, uncles, aunts or nieces, noone is moving internally etc, etc, etc. You get the picture.

But only 17 minutes after the last slice of cake has been devoured, disaster strikes again. A disaster impossible to forecast. It`s the infamous greasy, norwegian waffers. They are evil for dieters.

Everyone enjoyed "the gift" from upstairs except me. There has never been a more unhappy norwegian waffer eater in the whole history of the infamous greasy norwegian waffers ever. I suddenly get a strong feeling of a conspiracy among the ones from upstairs against my diet because I did not listen to the new CEO`s vision for the company, nor did I listen to the farwell speach from the retired one. Why can`t they just leave me alone.

Today I turned on the weight scale again to face the truth like a man, but the number was so bad I began to cry like a baby. It sure is a very thin line between being a real man and a cry baby.

Work diary Thursday, week 41

Today I decided to end my punishment when it was not just me that woke up from the alarm clock.
A non identified insect flew out of my moth. It was very scary. Two traumatic experiences in two days in a row is not good for anyone.
All the money I have saved on not brushing my teath the last days just went down the drain. I had to use a lot of toothpaste to get back to status quo.

When I arrived work I was greeted with another cake. There is no end to my misery.

I was so full and nauseous when I bicycled home that I was not able to respond to people adressing me in the traffic. Another traumatic episode today.

Work diary Wednesday, week 41

As punishment for yesterday I decided not to brush my teeth when I went to bed. The punishment continued this mornuig as well. This serves me right.

As I mentioned yesterday I managed to finish off the cake residues in an impressive way. I am more than ready to start my new, healthy life, but...

Later more cake was served upstairs during "the farwell ceremony". I was told to bring some slices downstairs to the ones that didn`t bother to go upstairs. This was noticed by the people from upstairs. It was a veeeeery embarrassing moment for me. I will try and use this traumatic experience into my diet. The well known "turn something bad into something good" method.

I decided not to turn on the weight scale today. I just stood there and waited for a carpe diem moment. It did not work. The moment did not arrive.

Work diary Tuesday, week 41

If you are looking for an everyday hero, look no further. Today is finally the day to start the diet. I have a very good feeling. The odds for cakes being served two days in a row at your work place is always very high.

I arrive work and soon realize I should have placed the bet. I should have done a better research on my work colleagues. They are the type who behave themselves around other people and go mental with cakes, sweets, chocolate etc., etc. inside their own home. I go mental at both places.

The medicine cabinets were probably lacking tweezers after yesterday. They are probably still in the washing machine. Luckily for them I have so far avoided getting a splinter in my finger today. I decided to finish the residues to get a fresh and clean start tomorrow. It was a tough job, but with strong willpower I managed in the end.

At the end of the day I forced myself upon the pallet truck. Not in my wildest imagination would I have predicted the number showing up on the display. Disaster !. State of emergency is another phrase that comes to my mind.

Work diary Monday, week 41

The apple cake bonanza last week has given me hyperhidrosis. My body is definately trying to tell me something about my eating habits. Maby it is time to start to listen to it. This week I will give it a go.

I decided to cycle to work like a pro athlete to get back on track to loose weight. The tempo was good and the communication with others in the traffic was clear. No misunderstandings.

But there were big troubles as soon as I arrived my work place. Luck is not my middle name, nor is willpower. In Norway you can apply for a name change. Maby that could help my diet. Slender Willpower do sound like a cool name to have.

More cakes arrived on the second floor later when the new CEO was presented. I wonder if her visions for the company is just as good as the cake was. I was not too bothered with them, but maby Slender Willpower would have been.

Gaining weight during a diet is very demoralizing. The weighing is postponed to tomorrow.